Alpha Male

kingpin-of-steel-act3:

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paper-mario-wiki:

chongoblog:

If I had to read this then so do you all <3

In case anyone doesn’t know, to decant a wine is to take it out of the container it fermented in and pour it into a bottle while sifting out the sediment and detritus that has settled to the bottom over the years that it’s been closed.

If this story is true, which is so horribly in character that I have to imagine that it is, then they probably had some needlessly extravagant Rich People wine at this party. I’d ballpark at least a couple hundred per bottle, maybe a couple thousand knowing the kinds of brown-nosing marks that tend to spawn near Elon.

What this means is that he was likely drinking yucky dirty shitty Wine Dregs that were potentially rotting for decades, typically consisting of dead yeast, insoluble rotting grape skins/seeds, and honestly probably a bunch of other shit that you HAVE to filter out before drinking “real” wine.

Fucking idiot.

He’s the guy with the most money, by the way.

vague-humanoid:

ALT

@positively–speculative

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cubesandstuff:

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

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aspiringbelle:

mysharona1987:

This sounds like something from The Handmaid’s Tale, ffs.

This was an ad in the early 90’s. I first saw it in a textbook in the late 90’s, used as an example of the “slippery slope” fallacy.

Now it’s over 20 years later. It’s happening.

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tchaikovskaya:

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glutko:

1. The scientist who got impaled by the Tentacles

2. The Singing Vortigaunt if you kill him

3. Half Life 2: Episode 3

4. The p

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greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

dadgirlwalking:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

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supermariomamafucker:

supermariomamafucker:

why are there screaming emojis on my dads gps

yeah he always makes me man the turret and I hate it so much it’s so hot out today

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taylorfart:

lizvi:

we need to popularize the term “mutual bait”, where you make a post with the sole purpose of a specific mutual interacting with it

I have a different idea for mutual bating

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