Alpha Male

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

(via an-actual-angry-bear)

dishevelledghost:

WHAT IS GOING ON.

(via an-actual-angry-bear)

velocirapity64:

velocirapity64:
Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in
youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters

(via waterjugs)

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:
rabbiteclair:
nvm Google won’t let me have fun anymore
the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like “boycow bopbees” until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this
good news there’s a single hit on “catboy boycow”

(via an-actual-angry-bear)

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

(via clumsy-mutant)

aokozaki:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:
this is so fuckin funny
“B-but we’re both girls!” [cutely beats you with a hammer]

(via an-actual-angry-bear)

programmerhumour:

Someone try this

(via paper-mario-wiki)

storm-of-feathers:

(via an-actual-angry-bear)

ayeforscotland:

Politics for the past 8 years.

(via ephemeraltoast)

log6:

Beyond the fact I will always stand with unions and their workers unless they’re cop “unions”, I would support the Writer’s Guild strike purely on the basis that I support anything that keeps Saturday Night Live off the air

(via that-twink-over-there)