Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
(via an-actual-angry-bear)
Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in
youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters
(via waterjugs)
nvm Google won’t let me have fun anymore
the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like “boycow bopbees” until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this
good news there’s a single hit on “catboy boycow”
(via an-actual-angry-bear)
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
(via clumsy-mutant)
pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:
this is so fuckin funny
“B-but we’re both girls!” [cutely beats you with a hammer]
(via an-actual-angry-bear)
log6:
Beyond the fact I will always stand with unions and their workers unless they’re cop “unions”, I would support the Writer’s Guild strike purely on the basis that I support anything that keeps Saturday Night Live off the air
(via that-twink-over-there)